Saturday, January 19, 2008

A conversation with Firebird

Yeah. I know what you're thinking. Pyrokinetic women are usually psycho. History has proven this. Like, all you have to do is look at Phoenix or Liz Sherman. They all have some "super destiny" bullshit. That's not me. I am *not* the psycho of this team. Trust me.

All right, there is that thing where I won't use my flying ability. I'm sorry. But it's scary! How would you like to zip around the sky at, like, 100 miles an hour with your body on fire from the waist down? It's too fast and there are too many things to run into! Give me another few years and it may seem a little less intimidating. I don't regenerate ... okay, I kind of do. And I don't have healing abilites ... sometimes. Look! Nothing will make hitting a skyscraper at 90mph a good idea okay? Plus?

Ass. On. Fire. Not. Cool.

Ever.